PADDY'S 2 INFO DUMP
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nightcrawlersThis post may be edited in the future to reflect changes! Also feel free to use this post to suggest things/poke one of us to tell us that you're gonna do a thing with the bar/whatever else.
DESCRIPTION/LAYOUT/LOCATION
CAPS OF PADDY'S FROM CANON FOR GENERAL DECOR THEME COMING SOON.
- used to be some sort of large barn. is kind of falling apart in some places, but the boys have mostly tacked up shitty decor over the worst of it.
- has booths and tables and a bar. Most of the furniture doesn't match and some of it is held together with duct tape. There's also a shitty couch that smells bad and is always vaguely damp shoved in a back corner where there might eventually be a pool table and tv and shit.
- back office that doubles as mac and charlie's room. has a desk and office chair, and is otherwise full of weird shit. In one corner there's a mattress they stole from some cabin with a heap of blankets on it. Also has a safe with no money in it. The safe is small enough that someone could probably lift it and carry it out.
- unisex bathroom in what looks like a couple of converted animal stalls, only smaller. one of the stalls is legitimately just a hole in the ground that drops down a few dozen feet into a black pit. also has a sink with a hose hooked up to it and a drain in one corner. yes, this is their shower.
- sketchy ass basement that is all creepy unfinished walls, cobwebs, and storage (mostly cleaning supplies on bare metal shelves that you'll probably get tetanus from if you bump into too hard). currently employees only access. will be open to the public periodically. Has a closet that opens up into the Shit Pit from the bathrooms.
Menu
- random status effect mystery brew
- miscellaneous liquor stolen from other bars
- shitty coors/coors light. cold activated.
- drink menu expanding soon
- food menu?
IC USE
Paddy's is always open, regardless of if the closed sign is on or off or if anyone is actually working, or even there. While Mac and Charlie will usually be hanging around or passed out in the back office, they may or may not pay any attention to patrons or employees coming and going.
You're free to handwave if any of the staff is actually there, or just help yourself to whatever's behind the counter. Use the bar for whatever, whenever.
The only thing that's technically off limits is Mac and Charlie's room (staff access during "staff meetings"), and the storage areas (basement and attic) are off limits to non-staff, but you're welcome to break in if that's your thing.
Also available as a party venue and event space.
EMPLOYEES
Mac and Charlie - Owners and managers. Mac is head of security, Charlie is head of charlie work, but everything else they split between them.
Hanna - Charlie's minion. Janitor. Baby leprechaun. Gets paid in floor nickels.
Breeze - Intern/bartender. Gets paid in “work experience.”
Jade - Bartender. Gets paid in friendship dollars (actual cash value: $0.00).
Ramona - I don't even know. Bartender? Staff babysitter? Gets paid in whatever she wants, because she's the only hot legal chick working at Paddy's 2.
All employees are exempt from the status effects of the Mystery Brew, but it's still disgusting and strong and will probably knock you on your ass if you're not a heavy drinker and/or otherworldly being.
There's technically still a "HELP WANTED" sign on the front, but I think 4-5 employees is probably gonna be the cap. If you/your character is really desperate for the worst job ever, though, feel free to ask.
DESCRIPTION/LAYOUT/LOCATION
CAPS OF PADDY'S FROM CANON FOR GENERAL DECOR THEME COMING SOON.
- used to be some sort of large barn. is kind of falling apart in some places, but the boys have mostly tacked up shitty decor over the worst of it.
- has booths and tables and a bar. Most of the furniture doesn't match and some of it is held together with duct tape. There's also a shitty couch that smells bad and is always vaguely damp shoved in a back corner where there might eventually be a pool table and tv and shit.
- back office that doubles as mac and charlie's room. has a desk and office chair, and is otherwise full of weird shit. In one corner there's a mattress they stole from some cabin with a heap of blankets on it. Also has a safe with no money in it. The safe is small enough that someone could probably lift it and carry it out.
- unisex bathroom in what looks like a couple of converted animal stalls, only smaller. one of the stalls is legitimately just a hole in the ground that drops down a few dozen feet into a black pit. also has a sink with a hose hooked up to it and a drain in one corner. yes, this is their shower.
- sketchy ass basement that is all creepy unfinished walls, cobwebs, and storage (mostly cleaning supplies on bare metal shelves that you'll probably get tetanus from if you bump into too hard). currently employees only access. will be open to the public periodically. Has a closet that opens up into the Shit Pit from the bathrooms.
- may be a future home to a monthly Amish Fight Club.
- prone to rat infestations
- sketchy ass hayloft/attic. lots of broken glass everywhere, since charlie uses it to smash shit, but also storage space for extra liquor and stolen hospital supplies. actually a pretty decent first aid stash.
- complex ventilation system that seems completely out of place in a barn. connects to the bathrooms, attic, basement, bar, and office, as well as venting out to the back above the dumpsters.
- directly behind the bar is a couple of dumpsters. There's a large (roughly 8' diameter) scorch mark several yards away, and then not far from that, you hit the treeline to the forest.
- prone to rat infestations
- sketchy ass hayloft/attic. lots of broken glass everywhere, since charlie uses it to smash shit, but also storage space for extra liquor and stolen hospital supplies. actually a pretty decent first aid stash.
- probably room for someone to move in up there if anyone wants to sleep on a shitty mattress surrounded by broken glass
- also prone to rat infestations
- also prone to rat infestations
- complex ventilation system that seems completely out of place in a barn. connects to the bathrooms, attic, basement, bar, and office, as well as venting out to the back above the dumpsters.
- ALSO prone to rats.
- directly behind the bar is a couple of dumpsters. There's a large (roughly 8' diameter) scorch mark several yards away, and then not far from that, you hit the treeline to the forest.
Menu
- random status effect mystery brew
- miscellaneous liquor stolen from other bars
- shitty coors/coors light. cold activated.
- drink menu expanding soon
- food menu?
IC USE
Paddy's is always open, regardless of if the closed sign is on or off or if anyone is actually working, or even there. While Mac and Charlie will usually be hanging around or passed out in the back office, they may or may not pay any attention to patrons or employees coming and going.
You're free to handwave if any of the staff is actually there, or just help yourself to whatever's behind the counter. Use the bar for whatever, whenever.
The only thing that's technically off limits is Mac and Charlie's room (staff access during "staff meetings"), and the storage areas (basement and attic) are off limits to non-staff, but you're welcome to break in if that's your thing.
Also available as a party venue and event space.
EMPLOYEES
Mac and Charlie - Owners and managers. Mac is head of security, Charlie is head of charlie work, but everything else they split between them.
Hanna - Charlie's minion. Janitor. Baby leprechaun. Gets paid in floor nickels.
Breeze - Intern/bartender. Gets paid in “work experience.”
Jade - Bartender. Gets paid in friendship dollars (actual cash value: $0.00).
Ramona - I don't even know. Bartender? Staff babysitter? Gets paid in whatever she wants, because she's the only hot legal chick working at Paddy's 2.
All employees are exempt from the status effects of the Mystery Brew, but it's still disgusting and strong and will probably knock you on your ass if you're not a heavy drinker and/or otherworldly being.
There's technically still a "HELP WANTED" sign on the front, but I think 4-5 employees is probably gonna be the cap. If you/your character is really desperate for the worst job ever, though, feel free to ask.
PADDY'S PUB 2
CONTRACT FOR EMPLOYMENT
I __________________ agree to work for next to no pay because Europe money is weird and we couldn't find a cash register anyway. I also agree that Mac and Charlie are my bosses and I will do pretty much whatever they say because they are the best at owning a bar. And at karate and magnets.
By signing this legally binding contract I waive all rights to legal action against Paddy's Pub or its owners for any burns, animal bites, unexpected hair loss, unexpected weight gain, accidental pregnancy or death, stabbings, poisonings, car accidents, explosions, ninja attacks, or anything else that may or may not occur in the line of duty.
SIGN HERE:
Welcome to the Paddy's Family!
CONTRACT FOR EMPLOYMENT
I __________________ agree to work for next to no pay because Europe money is weird and we couldn't find a cash register anyway. I also agree that Mac and Charlie are my bosses and I will do pretty much whatever they say because they are the best at owning a bar. And at karate and magnets.
By signing this legally binding contract I waive all rights to legal action against Paddy's Pub or its owners for any burns, animal bites, unexpected hair loss, unexpected weight gain, accidental pregnancy or death, stabbings, poisonings, car accidents, explosions, ninja attacks, or anything else that may or may not occur in the line of duty.
SIGN HERE:
Welcome to the Paddy's Family!