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Charlie Kelly

Age: 36
Height: 5'6". He's bitty.
Weight: About 140
Eyes: Brown?
Hair: Brown

Medical Info: Well let's go ahead and get this out of the way: he survived his mother trying to abort him. He's had ringworm, been addicted to several substances (from glue and alcohol to cocaine and steroids) and once faked dying of cancer, but he's in shockingly good health, all things considered.

Physical traits: He's tiny and generally pretty filthy. Alarmingly so. Also he tends to smell bad or smell strongly of cheese.

What's Okay To Mention Around Him/Her: God, I don't know. Anything. He'll either roll with it or fail to grasp what you're saying and write it off as unimportant.

Abilities: He's a skilled musician (piano and singing) and lyricist, can function as close to normally as he ever really gets when he's liver-destroyingly drunk, he has a ridiculously high tolerance for sedatives and chemicals, he's a great dancer, adept seamstress, and accomplished janitor. He can also eat things almost inhumanly quickly. He's almost impossible to injure and has a hugely high pain tolerance, and can hold his breath for over seven minutes.

But he's completely illiterate.

Notes for the Psychics/Magically or Spiritually sensitive: God I have no idea what the inside of Charlie's head is like and I really don't want to think about it too much. It's pretty goddamn incomprehensible.

Can I shapeshift/bodyswap/spit at/step on/etc?: Let's have a chat.

Hugging/kissing/other non-violent physical contact: Pretty sure he has never brushed his teeth and doesn't bathe as regularly as he should, so I'm not sure why you'd want to, but...

Maim/Murder/Death: CHARLIE IS PRETTY MUCH INDESTRUCTIBLE.

Cooking: For a dude who's only kitchen appliance is a hot plate and eats canned cat food on a nightly basis, he's a surprisingly good cook. He once made pigeon taste like a really quality meal.

Other: Please don't actually try to become friends with Charlie. He will ruin your life by accident.

Or maybe on purpose.

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